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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a
fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
-- Mark Twain
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Will it ever end? and
Why did laughter evolve?
and
Some Articles about Humour
Humor Reference Guide - A Comprehensive Classification and Analysis
Reverend Howell's Favorite Humor Resources
Corporate Comedy - Jokeses & Hoaxes
... What’s more serious than business? Comedy is!
The Humour Foundation - "Laughter is the best medicine" - Humour for sick children
Why are we laughing?
Study Says You're Not Funny!
TAKE THE MONDAY MORNING TEST ...
Don't let TIME catch you!
Kill Some Time
The Subservient Chicken - issue commands and the chicken obeys!
Enthusiastic Screen Cleaning Tool
THE PICTURE QUIZ
World's Smallest Website
A tiny browser offers up such things as miniature versions of games like Pong,
Pac-Man, Asteroids, Breakout, plus miniature art, links, a mini-blog and more.
The Dullest Blog in the World - it's like watching grass grow!
Nothing and Something -
"Something is better than nothing." Or is it?
SOME TACKY TACTILE STUFF...
Taking your life in your hands - Keyboards spread disease
49 uses for an illuminated keyboard
This Keyboard has been scared shiftless
The
Corsair - Ergonomic keyboard for pirates
The Keybeard - Wearable computer componentry -
and the
Mousetache
The Death Clock - When Am I Going To Die?
The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away .. second by second.
Like the hourglass of the Net, the Death Clock will remind you just how short life is.
Just enter your daye of birth, sex, non-smoking or smoking status and your Body Mass Index (BMI)
and the Death Clock will give an indication of your likely date of departure!
The Gettysburg PowerPoint Presentation
A presentation, with speaker notes, by Abraham Lincoln (18 November, 1863)
A lively young damsel named Menzies
Inquired: "Do you know what this thenzies?"
Her aunt, with a gasp,
Replied: "It's a wasp,
And you're holding the end where the stenzies."
See also:
What has the "yogh" got to do with Menzies?
Heavenly endorsement for Microsoft
Starting the first week of April Catholics will only be able to speak to God
using the .NET Messenger Service from Microsoft. ...
"God was really impressed by Microsoft's .NET framework," said the Pope
SCOOP:
Windows XP Service Pack 3 - details revealed
The Matrix - movie special effects using only ASCII characters
Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy?
(hold mouse over it to find out)
Two bytes were at a bar.
One byte turns to the other and says "Hey, I'm not feeling too well, I think I have a parity error."
The other byte says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."
Tired of playing Solitaire? Then try this
watery diversion
or be artistic... Paint just like Jackson Pollock
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Axioms For The Internet Age
1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
5. Great groups from little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7. C:\ is the root of all directories.
8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
10. The modem is the message.
11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
13. A chat has nine lives.
14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
16. What boots up must come down.
17. Windows will never cease.
18. In Gates we trust.
19. Virtual reality is its own reward.
20. Modulation in all things.
21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
22. There's no place like home.com!
23. Know what to expect before you connect.
24. Oh, what a tangled Web site we weave when first we practice.
25. Speed thrills.
26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use
the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.>
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Bert's Current Terror Alert Level
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Murphy's Law ...
Murphy's Law at GeoCities
- Murphy's Law Applies to Music
- The Second Law of Thermodynamics - Time's Arrow (Occidental College)
- Murphy's Laws Site
- Shakespeare and Thermodynamics:- Dam the Second Law! - The Human Importance of Activation Energies
- Murphy's Laws on Sex
- Murphy's laws and corollaries - by Didier Müller
- Murphy's law and computer security
- Murphy's Law at About.com
- Universal Truths
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Les lois de Murphy
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Murphy's Laws of Combat
- Andy Darvill on Murphy's Laws
- Murphy's Laws for Frequent Flyers
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Murphy's Laws of Everquest
- Basic Murphy's Laws -
Canonical Murphy's Laws
Scott Pickersgill's home page (with misleading dialog box)
>> Murphy's Laws
Murphy's Laws by Topic
- Ultimate Collection
- Complete Edition
Damn You, Murphy! - Top Ten Murphy's Laws of Role Playing Games
List of adages named after people
Ruminations for the Rough and Ready
- 1,001 Logical Laws, Accurate Axioms, Profound Principles, Trusty
Truisms, Homey Homilies, Colorful Corollaries, Quotable Quotes, And
Rambunctious Ruminations For All Walks Of Life
Laws for the Human Condition
Ten signs you're tech obsessed
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Aphorisms
for a new age
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in
a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is not match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to identify a mistake
when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
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